Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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