is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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