I just made out with a guy for $7.
Buhtt sex?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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