I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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