so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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