In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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