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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?

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anal.

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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true

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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks

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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch

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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night

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(956): View more from Texas

I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town

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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations

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