just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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