You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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