I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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