glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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