jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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