I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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