he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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