i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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