can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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