What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Still dying that you shit outside
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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