and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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