im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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