I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Randomize
