Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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