i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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