No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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