Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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