Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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