I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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