i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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