Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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