We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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