Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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