There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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