Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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