Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
