the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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