I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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