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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw

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  strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing

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  could be more

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  absolutely not

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  to do: lose virginity to hamster dance

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  In America we eat man semen.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.

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