I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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