I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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