it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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