My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
