I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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