Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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