Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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