those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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