I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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