I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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