The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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