Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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