i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think a kid would responsible me up
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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