That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Well I just put wine in my tea
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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